How to Properly Use a Beer Bong Correctly
by Bob the Beer Guy on May 01, 2020
A beer bong refers to a device that is made up of a funnel attached to a tube and is used to drink beer at a rapid rate. Using a beer bong is also often known as ‘funneling'.
Generally speaking, making a beer bong isn’t all that difficult. In fact, all you need to do is to connect a large funnel to a tube.
Beers are piled one on top of the other in the funnel, and as the user drinks, the beer continues to pour down the tube. Beer bongs often comprise of valves so that you can engage or disengage the flow of beer.
Using a beer bong isn’t as difficult as you might have thought. All you have to do is follow these simple steps.
- Take your beer bong. Place your hand over its edge and close the valve. Valves aren’t exactly desirable because they can sometimes hinder the flow of beer into your mouth and cause foaming.
- Once the beer bong is filled up with beer, pour the beer gently into the funnel wall. Be careful to create as little foam as you possibly can. The greater the foam, the longer it will take before you can actually drink the beer.
- When you’re sure that there isn’t a lot of foam left in the tube, you will now have to get the beer as near the end of the tube as you can possibly manage. To do this, you may have to lift your hand a little or vent with your thumb. You might not have to do this if you’re using a valve, because, with a valve, you can easily fill the bong without an air pocket. A lot of people tend to mess up this part of the process. Any leftover air will be swallowed, and an air pocket in the belly means that beer will most likely not stay down there.
- Once you have done all this, you’re left with the easy part. All you have to do is grab the hose, put it inside your mouth, unplug it, and while someone holds the bong above your head, let the beer flow down.
If you manage to follow instructions and do all this correctly, you should be able to take in two beers or less in less than three swallows!
Once you become an expert at this, it will only take you a few seconds to take it all in with just one gulp. In fact, if you keep your throat open, it won’t take more a few seconds to take it all in.
Using a beer bong can be pretty simple if you only follow these simple steps.
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