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To drink, or to drink again? That’s never been the question. This tee combines timeless literature with timeless hangovers—because let’s be honest, Hamlet would’ve been way more fun at a kegger.

🧠 Classy meets trashy (just like your last date)
🎭 For the scholar who double-fists
🍺 Great for parties, tailgates, or quoting Shakespeare… poorly

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.

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