"I'm Not Drunk, I'm Patriotic" Beer Bong
Because Nothing Says Freedom Like Funnelin’ a Cold One 🇺🇸
Turn up the party and chug like a true patriot with the "I'm Not Drunk, I'm Patriotic" Beer Bong. Whether you're at a 4th of July bash, tailgate, wedding, or college rager, this red, white, and brew-inspired setup gets the good times flowing fast.
🗽 Features:
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✅ Made in the USA – Funnel and tubing proudly sourced and built in America
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✅ Ultimate On/Off Valve – Custom-designed to prevent spills, leaks, and splash zones
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✅ Premium Clear Tubing – Extra-thick, kink-free, non-toxic, and food-grade (FDA approved)
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✅ Large Funnel Capacity – Holds up to 40 oz. of your favorite drink
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✅ Easy to Clean – Disassembles in seconds for a quick hand wash
🎉 Perfect For:
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Independence Day parties
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College events
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Backyard BBQs
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Weddings
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Tailgates
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Beer pong tournaments
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Anywhere that needs a boost of freedom and fun
Bring the stars, stripes, and suds together with this bold and hilarious beer bong. Guaranteed to get laughs, turn heads, and start chants of “USA! USA!”
⚠️ Reminder: Enjoy responsibly. Drink smart. Know your limits. Freedom is fun—but safety comes first.