Two Beer or Not Two Beer – Funny Shakespeare Drinking T-Shirt

To drink, or to drink again? That’s never been the question. This tee combines timeless literature with timeless hangovers—because let’s be honest, Hamlet would’ve been way more fun at a kegger.

🧠 Classy meets trashy (just like your last date)
🎭 For the scholar who double-fists
🍺 Great for parties, tailgates, or quoting Shakespeare… poorly

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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